Punch yourself for looking, and then buy the damn patch. Play the game with your friends. Fun for all ages.
*** FOR THE GREEN COLOR VARIATION, PLEASE VISIT OUR PRODUCTION PARTNER AT RADPLASTIC.STORENVY.COM ***
- 3" Premium PVC Patch with Hook Velcro Backing. Attaches nicely to Loop Velcro or pubes.
- This listing is for the "BLUE" Color Variant only
**All Items will ship via USPS First Class Mail**
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**NOTE** As of January 17, USPS has increased their rates. This does not drastically change the rates for our domestic buyers, but has unfortunately doubled the cost of shipping internationally. My apologies for the inconvenience.
Shipping from United States
Processing time
1-2 business days
Estimated shipping times
- North America : 3 - 5 business days
I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Payment Options
Returns & Exchanges
I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
- Custom or personalized orders
- Perishable products (like food or flowers)
- Digital downloads
- Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
- Items on sale
Conditions of return
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.